That's a good one...
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FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Francisco that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the group of agents got quite hungry. The FBI was taping all conversations at the hospital, this is what was recorded when the agent in charge called a nearby pizza delivery service to order.
Agent: Hello. I would like to order 20 large pizzas and 70 cans of coke.
Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: To the psychiatric hospital please.
Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will h
ave to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and cokes to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
Pizza Man: I don't think so. Click.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
That's a good one...
The police are not there to protect you from crime, they are there to arrest the guy after the crime has been committed, assuming they find him. It is your responsibility to protect yourself and your family.
Duty, Honor, Country...MEDIC!!!
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Well most government types belong there not sure about are boys in alphabet soup but who knows there bosses in D.C. Sure fit in at the state hospital.
Love it had to shamelessly copy it and send it to my email contacts.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
That is a funny story that reminds me of a true event that happened to me once. Many years ago, back in high school, I had a friend who was living with a very wealthy individual. By wealthy, I mean 1% of the 1%, owner of a professional ball team, well known public figure type. I was spending a weeknd with my friend at this person's house, it was a cold rainy saturday in the early afternoon, we were both 15 and too young to drive, we were getting hungry and we could not get any place to deliver a pizza to the house address because they thought it was a crank call.