What to say when meeting your Daughters boyfriend.

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    What to say when meeting your Daughters boyfriend.

    So I'm watching the most recent episode of Arrow (TV show about DC Comics Superhero Green Arrow, yes I'm a nerd) and some guy shows up at a lady's apartment to visit and her dad (detective) is there. She answers the door and he sees her father and approaches, extends his hand, and says "Hello Sir, how are you?" Dad shakes his hand and says simply "Proficient with firearms".
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    Lol.
    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

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    I have a list of herculean tasks for my daughter's first suitor.
    One) put 10 pounds of horse poop, in a 5 pound bag.
    Two) milk my favorite bull.
    Three) split a full cord of sweetgum with an ax.
    Four) stay on my wife's good side.
    And the list goes on, the young man had better have his act together.
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    My daughter is only 4. I just hope that by the time her first suitor shows up at the house that my firearm collection is still legal to own.

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    I like comedian Bill Engvall's response :

    "You see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison."
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    I'm not a father but when and if the time comes, I'll simply tell the young man this:

    "Remember: Anything you do to her, I'll do to you."

    Then I'll blow him a little kiss, add a little wink. That should freak him out pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skatalite View Post
    I'm not a father but when and if the time comes, I'll simply tell the young man this:

    "Remember: Anything you do to her, I'll do to you."

    Then I'll blow him a little kiss, add a little wink. That should freak him out pretty good.
    I'm confused... are you coming on to him?
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    I always liked the simple, if you make my daughter cry, I'll make you cry.
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    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

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    What to say when meeting your Daughters boyfriend.

    I ask about the parents. The apple does not fall far from the tree, IMO


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    "You break her heart, I put your head in a dufflebag!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mulle46 View Post
    I always liked the simple, if you make my daughter cry, I'll make you cry.
    Go with 'If you make my little girl cry, I'll make your ass disappear.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by giz5792 View Post
    Go with 'If you make my little girl cry, I'll make your ass disappear.'
    i prefer to let the imagination of the boy wonder about the vagueness. :)
    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

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    First time I ever met my girlfriends grandpa he came over, shook my hand and said "If you ever hurt my granddaughter, I'll kill ya." I just told him he'd have to wait in line.
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    What to say when meeting your Daughters boyfriend.

    Listen to the song "cleaning this gun by dierks Bentley"


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    ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDTsLjDf_uE

    "Come on in boy sit on down and tell me bout yourself,
    So you like my daughter do you now,
    Yea we think shes somethin else
    Shes her daddies girl her momma's world
    She deserves respect thats what she'll get

    Aint it son, now ya'll run along and have some fun,
    I'll see you when you get back,
    Bet I'll be up all night,
    Still cleanin this gun"

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