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The fool, didn't he know theaters are a Sub Free Zone!! I wonder if he has a Concealed Sub Permit?
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I'm just thankful I didn't get in trouble when I smuggled a toy ray-gun into a Star Wars showing back in the late 70s. Wouldn't do it now, that's for sure!
I manfully refrained from pulling it out until the credits rolled and the audience was leaving. I was on the aisle and leveled it at some kid's belly and fired at him. The ray-gun flashed gaudily and made a loud sci-fi noise, and he jumped back into his dad's arms in terror (having just spent the last hour or two believing in blasters).
Thank the Lord, the kid's dad thought it was hilarious: today such would result in lawsuits, jail time, and a roughing up by the crowd at the least (and holes in me if he were carrying). Chalk another one up for God watching out for stupid college students...
This is really sad. The ignorant sheeple are like the sharks circling in the water for the smell of blood. I don't go to movies any more. I refuse to support the Hollywood parrots. I can't stand hypocrisy and they are the epitome of it. Second only to politicians!
I had a scare the other night when at the theater with my family. We were in the middle of wreck it ralph and someone in the back just started screaming. I turned real quick to find it was a mentally handicapped person having a fit. I was relieved and stopped going for my LC9.
The only thing that could have made this "situation" funnier is if he had stuffed a salami down his pants.
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Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
That's the advantage of conceal carry vs. open carry. You'll just attract trouble if go around with your 'sub' showing.
"Confidence is food for the wise man but liquor for the fool"
Now was this a "high-capacity" sub? Was the sub under 26"? If so, did he have his NFA stamp??
"... advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill." -J.R.R. Tolkien
they'd love me, bringing a 20 oz drink and a big bag of twizzlers because I refuse to pay $12 for a bucket of popcorn of $6 for a drink in a theater.
Not your average sub standard story we have here, this one is off the charts special!
Of all the absurd things I have ever written I like this one the most.
There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
We have deep thinkers and stinkers in this group that could come up with a solution...
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Obviously he was mentally imbalanced! He stuffed it down the back of his pants... and then apparently ate it.
Last edited by DMan; December 29th, 2012 at 06:20 PM.
"Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.