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Piers Morgan Threatens to Deport himself over USA Gun Laws - You can't make this up!

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    Yup, as I always say, don't let the screen door hit you in the butt on the way out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    I'll buy him a hand mirror at the airport duty free shop so he can gaze at himself in adoration all the way back to England.
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    I’ll throw in a few bucks for his ticket.
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    Aiport? Ticket? How about I donate a canoe and a paddle. Good luck getting home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ANGLICO View Post
    Deport me? If America won't change its crazy gun laws... I may deport myself says PIERS MORGAN
    If we could only be so luckily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtRick View Post
    I will help him pack if it means he wil leave quicker.
    ^I have a 18 foot Reinell deep "V" bowrider^^^^^

    which hasen't run in a few years, and I would gladly get it running, tow it to NY, launch it in the harbor and drive the stupid ninny back to England, and take as many like minded morons as well.
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    Did anyone read the comments below? The English don't seem to eager to get him back!

    Oh no, please, we don't want him back here. He's an arrogant pig of the first order. Americans are far better at dealing with his sort.

    - TRISHA, LONDON, United Kingdom, 29/12/2012 21:02

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    For once, Piers has finally made some sense, although it isn't his intent. If America, and the tenets that our country was founded on, frighten you or are cause for serious concern, pack up your stuff and go somewhere else. I know it sounds extreme but it's a heck of a lot less extreme than expecting our country, and our way of life, to change for you. America has no laws against renouncing your citizenship and leaving. Want to go? Fine, have at it. This country has no law stopping you.

    Plenty of places in the world have strict gun control, more socialized welfare programs, yada, yada, yada. If they have what you want, then hit the exit door and don't look back. Our country has had more than enough of the mentality of wanting all the "benefits" this country offers but not wanting to pay the price that comes with it. There is (or should be) no free lunch, so to speak. If you enjoy the First Amendment, you better understand that the one below it is the reason why you get to enjoy it.
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    Morgan is irrelavent, a blowhard that likes the sound of his own voice. If we just ignore him, he'd probably go away...
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    I just love how he claims that he is something of an expert on guns because four of his relatives served in the military. Ah, that's like saying he's an expert on childbirth because he is married to a woman who gave birth

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklynboy View Post
    I just love how he claims that he is something of an expert on guns because four of his relatives served in the military. Ah, that's like saying he's an expert on childbirth because he is married to a woman who gave birth
    Now that's funny right there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    I will drive him to the airport.
    I'll drive him too but he'll have to ride in the trunk with the rest of the luggage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    I will drive him to the airport.
    I will even use a vehicle appropriate to his reporting style.

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    OK, the money is in...

    I've contacted all 66,000 DC members and collected a heartfelt donation for Mr. Morgan.
    Where should I send the $.25?

    The sooner he leaves the better.
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    Piers Morgan Threatens to Deport himself over USA Gun Laws - You can't make this up!

    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    I will even use a vehicle appropriate to his reporting style.

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    You owe me a new monitor!!! Just spit coffee all over mine!
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