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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
If you don't think that's funny just get out of here!!
I knew something was coming. Hilarious.
Gotta love the classics!
It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
2 Ruger alaskan .454s
Now that is hilarious...
I Shoot Birds With A Canon.
I'm enrolling in pilot school as soon as i'm done typing this.
I don't think the road crews are gonna like it one bit when they gotta fill all the holes in the road
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
Well he could have been complaining about the "Deer Crossing" sign needing to be moved to another location.
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
Damn...I was hoping he was gonna throw down some spike strips...
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
-General James Mattis, USMC
Oldie but goodie.