Nothing like getting "skunked" by a skunk on New Year's Day.
What a read though! I was captivated by it all and can detect a faint whisp of the ol' boy's lingering odour.
You need to change your name though. "Hot Guns" just doesn't sound good after the description of your shooting ability. J/K.
Just for fun here's Monty Python's Mosquito Hunter sketch. Your story kind of reminded me of it. Cheers!