Parkinson's or Alzheimer's ?

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    Parkinson's or Alzheimer's ?

    An old man was asked, "At your ripe age,
    what you prefer to get, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"

    The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.
    Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels,
    than to forget where you keep the bottle !!"

    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    I'm with you on that one!
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    My 83 year old Dad has Parkinson's and he enjoys a Manhattan or Martini daily. I am certain he would agree! He'll get a kick out of this one.
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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