An old man was asked, "At your ripe age,
what you prefer to get, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.
Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels,
than to forget where you keep the bottle !!"
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This is a discussion on Parkinson's or Alzheimer's ? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what you prefer to get, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to ...
An old man was asked, "At your ripe age,
what you prefer to get, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.
Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels,
than to forget where you keep the bottle !!"
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When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
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I'm with you on that one!
Retired USAF E-8. Avatar is OldVet from days long gone - 1978. Oh, to be young again...
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
My 83 year old Dad has Parkinson's and he enjoys a Manhattan or Martini daily. I am certain he would agree! He'll get a kick out of this one.
I'd rather be lucky than good any day
There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.