Do you know what ruins my wheaties?

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  1. January 5th, 2013 08:56 AM #1
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    Do you know what ruins my wheaties?

    When I go to feed my dogs on a Saturday morning only to find the food bucket empty. Damn kids.
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    So, you are forcing your kids to eat dog food, and they didn't let you know when they ran out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    When I go to feed my dogs on a Saturday morning only to find the food bucket empty. Damn kids.
    It would seem your kids don't care for Wheaties.
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    Dogs should be fed more than once a week.
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    I think the dogs learned to feed themselves so as to not inconvenience the Great and Powerful Sixto.
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    Do you know what makes my wheaties?

    Sentences that can be ambiguously parsed to yield low-hanging fruit. Thanks Sixto!!!
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    Blame not the student. Blame the TEACHER for a poorly taught lesson.

    Time to open a can Whoop-Alpo on those kids 'til they learn the lesson!
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    Methinks the next door hilljacks are involved in this.
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    I have to fess up. I have been sneaking in at night and eating your dog food. I am trying to save money to buy ammo, and cutting back on necessities like food. Please forgive me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Methinks the next door hilljacks are involved in this.
    I'm surprised they're still around. That type tends to be transient in nature.

    I suppose we all have some sort of affliction that we bear. SIXTO has his.
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    Re: Do you know what ruins my wheaties?

    Feed the dog, send the kids to school, pet the wife and sweet talk the truck.

    A man must know his priorities.

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    Attach a camera to the feed bowl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1956 View Post
    It would seem your kids don't care for Wheaties.
    I think he's saying they prefer dog food to his cooking.
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