Why I love my wife...

Why I love my wife...

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    Why I love my wife...

    One of the many reasons. She sent me a text message a few minutes ago. It reads:

    "Saw a news blurb about a boxing gym. Looks like a lot of women frequent it. Wimps. Looked like they were barely tapping the bag."
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    99% of the time a tap to the bag can stop a man in his tracks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    99% of the time a tap to the bag can stop a man in his tracks.
    Zing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    99% of the time a tap to the bag can stop a man in his tracks.
    Alright, well played. I'll give you that one.

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