Why I love my wife...

Why I love my wife...

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    Why I love my wife...

    One of the many reasons. She sent me a text message a few minutes ago. It reads:

    "Saw a news blurb about a boxing gym. Looks like a lot of women frequent it. Wimps. Looked like they were barely tapping the bag."
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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    99% of the time a tap to the bag can stop a man in his tracks.
    Zing!
    If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    99% of the time a tap to the bag can stop a man in his tracks.
    Alright, well played. I'll give you that one.

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