never argue with a woman
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October 19th, 2006 09:41 PM
never argue with a woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That 's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
October 19th, 2006 10:49 PM
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October 20th, 2006 08:34 AM
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October 20th, 2006 08:54 AM
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October 20th, 2006 08:51 PM
October 22nd, 2006 09:08 PM
Never argue with someone with a sense of reason. Some women have those. Most? hah..
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October 22nd, 2006 11:46 PM
This story reminded me of the one where the guy was teaching the Boy Scouts how to shoot rifles. (I think he was a retired general or something)
A young female (anti) reporter was interviewing him and was shocked to find out that the boys were being taught to shoot guns.
She said "But Sir, aren't you equiping these children to be killers and murderers?"
And he replied, "Well maybe so; but your equipped to be a prostitute, and you aren't one, are you?"
When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts & minds will follow. Semper Fi.
October 23rd, 2006 04:55 PM
Smart lady! Wonder if she was a lawyer to think like that?
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