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    I know what they are getting at, but the difference is a gorilla can kill you without touching it's trigger, a firearm can't.

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    Here at the Acme Gorilla Company, sales are brisk. We are out of stock and taking orders.
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    Re: Too funny

    Where can I get a gorilla? I want one in FDE.

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    First they will want to ban those evil assault silverback gorillas then it will be the lowland gorillas and once those are gone it will be the mountain gorillas, just when will it all end?
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    Quote Originally Posted by From the satire
    “We’ve had to deal with too many gorilla-related tragedies, and we’ve had to bury too many innocent, feces-covered victims,” said Nicole Simmons, president of the Mothers Against Gorillas coalition, who herself lost her 16-year-old son in the infamous Baker High School gorilla rampage of 1997. “It’s time to put an end to this. We need to get gorillas off the streets once and for all. Enough is enough.”
    Ironic that one of the chest-pounders quoted in the "article" is from MAG.

    Hard to tell if this is a liberal slant designed to result in many idiots agreeing that since the gorilla situation is so insupportable then similar arguments about firearms must be too. Or if this is a conservative slant designed to be satire against the raging "conversation" going on. Hm. Any takers?

    Funny, either way. Though, sad if anyone would take it as "evidence" of how silly defensive firearms are.
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    OMG!!! whats next. Oh wait the other night at the store I said something out of the way and my son bopped me in the head with a big roll of summer sausage. Thats it we need to ban high capacity assault sausage. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixgun View Post
    OMG!!! whats next. Oh wait the other night at the store I said something out of the way and my son bopped me in the head with a big roll of summer sausage. Thats it we need to ban high capacity assault sausage. lol
    NYC is trying the ban on high-cap drink cups. We'll have actual data on the impact on unhealthy drinking, after the results come in. Then we'll know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    Ironic that one of the chest-pounders quoted in the "article" is from MAG.

    Hard to tell if this is a liberal slant designed to result in many idiots agreeing that since the gorilla situation is so insupportable then similar arguments about firearms must be too. Or if this is a conservative slant designed to be satire against the raging "conversation" going on. Hm. Any takers?

    Funny, either way. Though, sad if anyone would take it as "evidence" of how silly defensive firearms are.
    It is hard to tell, and generally the 'The Onion' makes it that way. They simply make fun of everyone relatively equally.
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