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"Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?" - Paul Smecker
I know what they are getting at, but the difference is a gorilla can kill you without touching it's trigger, a firearm can't.
Here at the Acme Gorilla Company, sales are brisk. We are out of stock and taking orders.
I don't always have nothing to say, but when I do, I post it on Facebook.
Where can I get a gorilla? I want one in FDE.
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Friends don't let friends wear fanny packs!!!
Open carry is to a handgun as bluetooth is to a cell phone!
First they will want to ban those evil assault silverback gorillas then it will be the lowland gorillas and once those are gone it will be the mountain gorillas, just when will it all end?
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Ironic that one of the chest-pounders quoted in the "article" is from MAG.Originally Posted by From the satire
Hard to tell if this is a liberal slant designed to result in many idiots agreeing that since the gorilla situation is so insupportable then similar arguments about firearms must be too. Or if this is a conservative slant designed to be satire against the raging "conversation" going on. Hm. Any takers?
Funny, either way. Though, sad if anyone would take it as "evidence" of how silly defensive firearms are.
OMG!!! whats next. Oh wait the other night at the store I said something out of the way and my son bopped me in the head with a big roll of summer sausage. Thats it we need to ban high capacity assault sausage. lol