Man's Version of a short love story

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  1. January 13th, 2013 09:02 PM #1
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    Man's Version of a short love story

    Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him. She said, "NO"!
    He lived happily ever after.
    The end.
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    But....how did he survive without sandwiches?

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    Been calling it like I see it since 1988 and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

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    And........She went on and wrote 1,813 bodice rippers and made a bazillion dollars and he cried.
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    Many years ago, a woman ran off with her husband's best friend. To his dying day, he still missed him.
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    Woman's version of a short love story:


    Once upon a time, a girl was asked by a guy to marry him. She said "Yes."
    She found he consistently put the seat down.
    She figured the Glocks and 1911s were theirs. He had no problem with that.
    They lived happily ever after.
    The end.
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    honey, do you want to try the .44 Magnum?
    Of course I do!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97tbird View Post
    honey, do you want to try the .44 Magnum?
    Of course I do!!!

    knew right then and there I married the right girl!
    So, that would be a Man&Woman's love story. A "match made in heaven," or some such.
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    Short love story:

    Man's 1st wife left him and he was distraught. Found solace in a bottle and a barstool. Fell in love with his bartender and married her. Now she doesn't bartender and he rarely drinks. They live happily ever after.
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