Practicing, just in case

Practicing, just in case

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    Practicing, just in case

    Here's DC's new logo:

    dc,com.jpg

    And there will be new articles to look forward to:

    The Assault Spat... and how to convert your existing weapons to Tactical Marvelousness!

    Spatula_Square.jpgassault spat.jpg

    And, that's not all....

    Looking forward to the new expose of how to create an Assault Egg Beater from the plain jane model with wooden furniture... including new, ergonomic grips in deadly polymer!

    egg beater.jpgtactical eggbeater.jpg

    Don't miss the new DC.Com... After Feinstein...

    See you there!

    I truly hope it never comes to this... but... ya never know... and like all good patriots, I want to be prepared!

    Smile folks... it's all a joke... had to get some levity in my life... fighting for truth, justice and the American Way... does become all consuming...
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    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose


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    Uhhh... I hate to break it to you but those eggbeaters are capable of beating multiple eggs in a matter of seconds. Nobody needs to beat multiple eggs in a matter of seconds. Consider them banned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    Uhhh... I hate to break it to you but those eggbeaters are capable of beating multiple eggs in a matter of seconds. Nobody needs to beat multiple eggs in a matter of seconds. Consider them banned.
    You mean.... I have to revert to whisks? Oh no... say it ain't so! I have carpal tunnel... these make it so much easier to destroy eggs...

    sigh.... I guess I'll have to get out my blunt nosed scissors and to some more cutting and pasting...
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
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    Just don't run with those scissors buster!
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    Uhhh... I hate to break it to you but those eggbeaters are capable of beating multiple eggs in a matter of seconds. Nobody needs to beat multiple eggs in a matter of seconds. Consider them banned.
    Also note the model on the right has a pistol grip.....that puts it on the list.
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    Solution. no more eggs by the dozen. Single egg purchases only.
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    I like the assault spat. I have one just like it. I gave my girlfriend a tap with it and well it wasn't a hit (no pun intended)
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    Swords into plows, why not guns into spatulas?
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    After seeing someone make a potato cannon, I expect they will be banning PVC pipe soon!
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    Dis' tread knot funne'

    You jamokes are giving those clodhoppers ideas.
    How are we to have any civil unrest and a good ole' fashioned uprising with you giving all the secrets away?

    Next thing you know you'll be suggesting that REAL utensils are too dangerous, and they will have us limited to plastic ones.

    Opps, I guess I shouldn't have said that..
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocT65 View Post
    Also note the model on the right has a pistol grip.....that puts it on the list.
    Yes, and the other one appears to have one of those shoulder things that goes up, so it's right out as well.
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    Thanks, I needed the laugh today.
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    Stand back, I have an automatic. 17041218088827p.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Stand back, I have an automatic. 17041218088827p.jpg
    Whoa, that must be from way back. I bet the tax stamp on that beauty set you back a penny or two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    Whoa, that must be from way back. I bet the tax stamp on that beauty set you back a penny or two.
    Oh, you have no idea!
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