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    A tactical...

    coffee maker. Yup. Now they are making tactical coffee makers.

    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.


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    Ummm. Sorry. That coffee maker was capable of holding 30 coffee beans at one time. Nobody needs 30 coffee beans at one time. BANNED!
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    Got the perfect accessory for that...



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    Fully modded...



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    Quote Originally Posted by kerberos View Post
    Got the perfect accessory for that...



    tactical rails and tactical black color... BANNED.
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    I feel like I just wasted 20 min of my life.
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    ^^^^^

    You watched the whole video instead of just mousing over the bottom progress bar to see the thumbnails didn't you???

    Ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerberos View Post
    Got the perfect accessory for that...



    OK where do I get that?
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    Battlemug.com

    $250 bucks...

    It's on my "it's cool, but unless I win the lottery" list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    I feel like I just wasted 20 min of my life.
    Me too! I don't even drink coffee, yet I could not stop watching.
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    Ummm. Sorry. That coffee maker was capable of holding 30 coffee beans at one time. Nobody needs 30 coffee beans at one time. BANNED!
    However, if you get one that holds 10 coffee beans, but only brew 7 beans at a time, you will be okay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    I feel like I just wasted 20 min of my life.
    That's how I felt when I watched Obama's speech today. At least your wasted 20 minutes was entertaining.
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    lol. Now I want a good cup of coffee.
    It's kind of like how some people have a sudden and insatiable desire to talk about vampires after the Twilight series became popular, except zombies are much less gay and more likely to exist one day

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerberos View Post
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    Ban the high capacity scary black mug. Nobody needs that much coffe at one time.

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    you guys wasted 20 min watching someone use a French Press
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