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  1. January 17th, 2013 10:12 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Richard Simmons would like a hug.

    Richard Simmons is icky.
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    And the utility belt.
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  4. January 17th, 2013 10:15 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    And the utility belt.
    I know, I know... I'm gearing up now!
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  5. January 17th, 2013 10:22 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    I know, I know... I'm gearing up now!
    It's not a high capacity assault belt is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrow75 View Post
    It's not a high capacity assault belt is it?
    Are you kidding me, no way. Why would anyone need a high capacity utility belt.
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  7. January 17th, 2013 10:26 PM #21
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    "I'm a sweet little...... oh never mind."
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  8. January 17th, 2013 10:28 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by OD* View Post
    "I'm a sweet little...... oh never mind."
    Now I'm gonna be singing that song. Thanks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefyG View Post
    At least he had the ball to finally admit it.
    Bazinga!
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    Been calling it like I see it since 1988 and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    Now I'm gonna be singing that song. Thanks...
    You're quite welcome!
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    Hrump...and I can't tell my favorite blonde joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Hrump...and I can't tell my favorite blonde joke.
    There are blonde "jokes"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Hrump...and I can't tell my favorite blonde joke.
    I don't know, they're really letting this one go. We've had 1. a testicle joke 2. Richard Simmons has been disparaged 3. OldVet and I are having a sordid internet romance and 4. a sweet* transvestite in a garter.

    *sorry, forgot the sweet part
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    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    I don't know, they're really letting this one go. We've had 1. a testicle joke 2. Richard Simmons has been disparaged 3. OldVet and I are having a sordid internet romance and 4. a transvestite in a garter.
    A sweet transvestite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrow75 View Post
    A sweet transvestite.
    Yes, ya can't forget that part.
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    fixed it
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