Urgent - Breaking News

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    I watched Armstrong win those tours and I knew back then he was doping. EVERYONE was doping and anyone who says they didn't think they were doping is an idiot or a liar. they were all cheating and Lance was still amazing to watch.

    The one that hurts me the most was Floyd Landis. After Lance and company were gone the Tour really made an effort to control doping. They had a really great race in 2006 and IMO it was the best TDF I'd ever seen. Too bad the big day Landis had at the end to win it was because he juiced it the night before.....He was riding clean and winning. Then he lost his lead after cracking on the 17th or 18th stage. The next day he road the ride of his life to close down an 8 minute gap to Oscar Pereiro. It was a compelling race, the best I've seen. Too bad it was the steroids that made Landis ride so well that day. It's like he stole a fond memory from me, and in a way, he did.
    I'm doping as we speak...


    Correction...my wife tells me I am not doping...just a dope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrow75 View Post
    I'm doping as we speak...


    Correction...my wife tells me I am not doping...just a dope.
    Wait until she sees you break out the garter... and it ain't for her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    Wait until she sees you break out the garter... and it ain't for her!
    Nah...that gets her all hot and bothered! Ok...maybe just bothered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Does anyone win fair and square any more?
    Good question. I'm afraid that "Fair and Square" would have to be explained and then you would be berated for suggesting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    This thread is like a great sinkhole of distraction.


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    And we thank you for it. It's getting so depressing on here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    And we thank you for it. It's getting so depressing on here.
    Yeah, I agree. This little bit of levity has given me more than one good laugh. Never would have expected the turns it took when I started it, but it's been a jewel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrow75 View Post
    This guys is in danger of not being able to reach so he can wipe.
    I'm pretty sure his cheeks can wipe themselves with a little creative flexing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I don't care who you are, that's funny! Jeanlouise, here's that blind date you've been expecting.
    What is that !
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    I'm still dying to hear that blonde joke. Lance is kinda blondeish. Use him in it so it stays on topic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefyG View Post
    I'm still dying to hear that blonde joke. Lance is kinda blondeish. Use him in it so it stays on topic!
    There's a topic to this thread? I thought this was my weekly therapy session.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeefyG View Post
    I'm still dying to hear that blonde joke. Lance is kinda blondeish. Use him in it so it stays on topic!
    OK!

    Two Lances are sitting in a resturant having lunch. A flat bed lawn care company truck goes by with a load of sod.
    The first Lance sighs and says, "some day I'm going to be that rich".
    The second Lance says, "how rich?"
    The first Lance says, "rich enough to send my grass out to be cut".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrow75 View Post
    There's a topic to this thread? I thought this was my weekly therapy session.
    That reminds me of when we were at a church setting up for a wedding the next day. A couple of the guys hanging out with us at the truck were pounding the beers back while the womenfolk gussied up the inside of the hall. A group of people suddenly came out of a room and gave us all very strange looks as they passed. When we went inside we saw the paper on the door announcing the weekly AA meeting. Oops!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    OK!

    Two Lances are sitting in a resturant having lunch. A flat bed lawn care company truck goes by with a load of sod.
    The first Lance sighs and says, "some day I'm going to be that rich".
    The second Lance says, "how rich?"
    The first Lance says, "rich enough to send my grass out to be cut".
    Love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    OK!

    Two Lances are sitting in a resturant having lunch. A flat bed lawn care company truck goes by with a load of sod.
    The first Lance sighs and says, "some day I'm going to be that rich".
    The second Lance says, "how rich?"
    The first Lance says, "rich enough to send my grass out to be cut".
    Now that's funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    OK!

    Two Lances are sitting in a resturant having lunch. A flat bed lawn care company truck goes by with a load of sod.
    The first Lance sighs and says, "some day I'm going to be that rich".
    The second Lance says, "how rich?"
    The first Lance says, "rich enough to send my grass out to be cut".
    You don't?
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