Bed bugs afraid of guns?
Using the same technique of analysis as some of our leaders, I've come to the conclusion that bed bugs are afraid of guns. The Top 10 cities with infestations are repleat with anti-gun sentiment.
Now if you'll excuse me, its time to reapply my shark repellant. I've not been bitten since I started applying it a year ago.
Good one, thanks. One I like is a sign ..."My neighbor hates guns, he won't have them in his house. I will not take any of my guns to his place for any reason. You're Welcome."