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    Quote Originally Posted by Olduser View Post
    Old age will teach us all about vulnerability, courage and humility...if we live long enough. For me I am reminded of the old saw, "We get too soon old and to late smart."

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    Young people have theirs..
    Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

    * ATD- At the Doctor's

    * BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

    * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    * CBM- Covered by Medical insurance.

    * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Centre

    * DWI- Driving While Incontinent

    * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    * GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

    * LOL- Living on Lipitor (statin)

    * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    * TOT- Texting on Toilet

    * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

    * WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

    Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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    Gettin old does suck. One thing for sure when you get old is never trust a fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixgun View Post
    Gettin old does suck. One thing for sure when you get old is never trust a fart.
    and neither of us will talk about how we know this
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    Growing old is better than the alternative.
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    Old age is a good excuse for many things, like when you over stay your kitchen pass to the bar. I always tell my wife when she says I stayed X number of hours too long, did I stay that long? I guess I just forgot about the time. I'll be glad when she becomes forgetful of time, but then I'll be too old to go to the bar by myself.
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    There was a TED talk about a researcher who wanted to increase research in actually curing aging. It was a lot of fun. He broke down which aspects of aging needed to be slowed and which aspects needed to be repaired.

    edit:
    Yeah, here it is.
    http://www.ted.com/talks/aubrey_de_g...oid_aging.html
    Last edited by CanuckQue; January 29th, 2013 at 07:36 AM. Reason: added TED talk link
    The only acceptable long-term outcome is to find a cure. It's an actual solution, requiring forward-thinking efforts.

    Until then, we're just arguing about who's pushing who.


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