Old age sucks.

[BurgerBoy]

Old age will teach us all about vulnerability, courage and humility...if we live long enough. For me I am reminded of the old saw, "We get too soon old and to late smart."

ETA

Young people have theirs..
Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medical insurance.

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Centre

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor (statin)

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

You missed one:

CRS - Can't remember ****

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[sixgun]

Gettin old does suck. One thing for sure when you get old is never trust a fart.

[babarock]

Gettin old does suck. One thing for sure when you get old is never trust a fart.

and neither of us will talk about how we know this

[Richard58]

Growing old is better than the alternative.

[chuckusaret]

Old age is a good excuse for many things, like when you over stay your kitchen pass to the bar. I always tell my wife when she says I stayed X number of hours too long, did I stay that long? I guess I just forgot about the time. I'll be glad when she becomes forgetful of time, but then I'll be too old to go to the bar by myself.

[CanuckQue]

There was a TED talk about a researcher who wanted to increase research in actually curing aging. It was a lot of fun. He broke down which aspects of aging needed to be slowed and which aspects needed to be repaired.

edit:
Yeah, here it is.
http://www.ted.com/talks/aubrey_de_g...oid_aging.html