Hillary: First Night in White House as President

Hillary: First Night in White House as President

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    Wink Hillary: First Night in White House as President

    HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the the theater!


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    ROFLMAO now come help me get the coffee out of my laptop keyboard
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    That is funny, I have to send that one out to all my friends.
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    Didn't even see that one coming....
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    rofl's

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    Along the same lines

    I told this one to my liberal SIL and she didn't get it, which makes it even more funny to me.

    One day an older gentleman is sitting on a bench in front of the White House. He walks up to the guard station and asks
    "I'd like to go in and talk to President Kerry"

    The guard looks at the old man for a second before responding
    "Sir Mr. Kerry did not win the election. President Bush is still the President of the United States"

    The man says thanks and walks away.

    The next day the old man is sitting on the bench and returns to the guard station.
    "I'd like to go in and talk to President Kerry"

    The same guard is on duty and in a somewhat harser tone responds
    "Sir Mr. Kerry did not win the election. President Bush is still the President of the United States"

    Again the man says thanks and walks away.

    Once again the old man is sitting in front of the white house and walks back up to the guard station.
    "I'd like to go in and talk to President Kerry"

    This time the guard is a little peeved and in a very harsh tone says
    "Sir for the last two days you have come here and asked to see Mr Kerry but I have informed you that President Bush won the election."

    The old man looks up and smiles as he says
    "I know I just like to hear it"

    The guard snaps to attention salutes and says
    "See you tomorrow sir"
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    Funny...

    but true...
    God help us...we can't let that night ever come...

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    Who says she has to be the President to help that way?

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    Good one Rock and Glock :) LOL'd on that one.
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    How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

    How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

    2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

    3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

    4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

    5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

    6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

    7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

    8. One to viciously smear #7;

    9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

    10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WorldPax View Post
    Good one Rock and Glock :) LOL'd on that one.
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    How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

    How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?...........................
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