New Acronyns

New Acronyns

This is a discussion on New Acronyns within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Many of you are aware of the Acronym List in the 'Quick Links'. There are also a lot of 'codes' that the younger folks use ...

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    New Acronyns

    Many of you are aware of the Acronym List in the 'Quick Links'.
    There are also a lot of 'codes' that the younger folks use when texting.

    I just found a copy of the texting codes that the older folks can now use...

    Young people have theirs..
    Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

    * ATD- At the Doctor's

    * BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

    * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    * CBM- Covered by Medical insurance.

    * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Centre

    * DWI- Driving While Incontinent

    * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    * GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

    * LOL- Living on Lipitor (statin)

    * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    * TOT- Texting on Toilet

    * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

    * WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

    Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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    Good ones.

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    Sounds like you had a rough weekend!Hope ya feel better soon.
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    That's great and it seems they all fit me..

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    Nice one Ret.
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