~A cup of tea~ Joke

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    ~A Cup of Tea ~

    One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe
    2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it
    was one of my favorite toys.

    Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought
    him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea
    and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Gramma came home.

    My Grampa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
    tea, because (as he put it) it was 'just the cutest thing!'

    Gramma waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea
    for Grampa, and she watched him drink it up. Then she said, (as only a
    Gramma would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can
    reach to get water, is the toilet?"*
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    LOL ... that's cute.
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    That's adorable! Thought the water would turn out to be vodka! I like your version better!

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    I just read this to my wife, she is currently unable to stop laughing. Every time she slows down, she starts giggling all over again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauerpuss View Post
    That's adorable! Thought the water would turn out to be vodka! I like your version better!
    That's exactly what I was thinking! Although, I would rather drink toilet water than vodka haha.
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    I am glad you all liked it!

    Be safe!
    NEVER point a gun at something you are not prepared to destroy!
    AND for GODS sake, get your finger off the trigger until you are ready to squeeze the trigger!

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    I will never ever have a tea party with my granddaughter now.
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    That's great!
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    After a long hard miserable day at work. Thats the laugh I need. Thanks for posting.

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    Very funny and definitely could see that happening!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixgun View Post
    After a long hard miserable day at work. Thats the laugh I need. Thanks for posting.
    My pleasure. Glad you all liked it!

    Be safe!
    NEVER point a gun at something you are not prepared to destroy!
    AND for GODS sake, get your finger off the trigger until you are ready to squeeze the trigger!

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    Thanks very much for the warning; my wife bought my grand daughter a tea set yesterday. I won't tell her father...
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