~A cup of tea~ Joke
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One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe
2 1/2 years ...
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January 28th, 2013 04:16 PM
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~A cup of tea~ Joke
~A Cup of Tea ~
One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe
2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it
was one of my favorite toys.
Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought
him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea
and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Gramma came home.
My Grampa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
tea, because (as he put it) it was 'just the cutest thing!'
Gramma waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea
for Grampa, and she watched him drink it up. Then she said, (as only a
Gramma would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can
reach to get water, is the toilet?"*
NEVER point a gun at something you are not prepared to destroy!
AND for GODS sake, get your finger off the trigger until you are ready to squeeze the trigger!

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January 28th, 2013 04:18 PM
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"Government is not the solution to our problem; government IS the problem". - Ronald Reagan 1981
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January 28th, 2013 04:32 PM
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That's adorable! Thought the water would turn out to be vodka! I like your version better!
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January 28th, 2013 04:33 PM
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I just read this to my wife, she is currently unable to stop laughing. Every time she slows down, she starts giggling all over again.
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January 28th, 2013 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by
sauerpuss
That's adorable! Thought the water would turn out to be vodka! I like your version better!
That's exactly what I was thinking! Although, I would rather drink toilet water than vodka haha.
Been calling it like I see it since 1988 and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.


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January 28th, 2013 05:00 PM
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I am glad you all liked it!
Be safe!
NEVER point a gun at something you are not prepared to destroy!
AND for GODS sake, get your finger off the trigger until you are ready to squeeze the trigger!

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January 28th, 2013 05:08 PM
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"Good thing you keep the bowl so clean"
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January 28th, 2013 05:33 PM
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I will never ever have a tea party with my granddaughter now.

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January 28th, 2013 05:39 PM
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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January 28th, 2013 05:49 PM
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After a long hard miserable day at work. Thats the laugh I need. Thanks for posting.
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January 28th, 2013 06:44 PM
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Very funny and definitely could see that happening!
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January 28th, 2013 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by
sixgun
After a long hard miserable day at work. Thats the laugh I need. Thanks for posting.
My pleasure. Glad you all liked it!
Be safe!
NEVER point a gun at something you are not prepared to destroy!
AND for GODS sake, get your finger off the trigger until you are ready to squeeze the trigger!

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January 28th, 2013 10:04 PM
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Thanks very much for the warning; my wife bought my grand daughter a tea set yesterday. I won't tell her father...
John
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