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    Stoopid cat

    My rifle case is NOT a scratching post!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    My rifle case is NOT a scratching post!!!
    My office chair is.

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    I'll put up with the skid-marks that my dog puts on the carpet in the basement.

    No cats for me.
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    Re: Stoopid cat

    My wife's cat thought I was a scratching post. Cat scratch fever/infection was the result.

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    Anyone else see the irony here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMan View Post
    My wife's cat thought I was a scratching post. Cat scratch fever/infection was the result.

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    OMG!! That looks so nasty. I hope you are on the mend. I don't dislike cats....I have had a couple of great ones over the years, but hubby, son in law and grandson are allergic. PLUS no kitty box to empty...now THAT is nasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glockman10mm View Post
    Anyone else see the irony here?
    Even ******* of other species are after our guns?

    Edit: Didn't know that was a no-no word. But you know what a cat is called.
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    I like cats...I just can't eat a whole one.
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    Re: Stoopid cat

    Quote Originally Posted by Spirit51 View Post
    OMG!! That looks so nasty. I hope you are on the mend. I don't dislike cats....I have had a couple of great ones over the years, but hubby, son in law and grandson are allergic. PLUS no kitty box to empty...now THAT is nasty.
    I am mended as much as I am going to. I lost some function in the finger, and it hurts in the winter.

    We don't have the cat anymore.

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    "Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.

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    Cats don't have owners, they have staff.

    Just remember, better to use the gun case as a scratching post than a litter box.
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    My cat is the reason I don't have a laser on my HD gun. Stupid thing would launch itself at the dot before I could pull the trigger.
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    My cats stay outside....For starters I can't stand to see shredded furniture from clawing and I don't like the smell of cats in a house.....but then again I'm a neat freak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    My rifle case is NOT a scratching post!!!
    We got a few of those catnip laced trays of cardboard. They love it.
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    We have three inside cats that live with us. They cause no problems for us at all, no litter box misses either. If my wife and I are watching tv they come in with us, when we decide to go to bed they follow us to our room. They are very funny and though don't fetch a ball, they are smart, recently my wife had a bad cold so I decided to sleep in another room, just a few minutes after the lights were out, they come in to check on me. Sort of like, "hey, this guy is here tonight, I wonder what this is about". They stayed with me most of the night.

    I'd never thought about this, but their hearing is much better than mine. Some outside noise puts them on alert and maybe I didn't hear it, but I can see them react. Now if I could just get them to attack a BG. BTW we have 4 outside dogs. Everything we have was abandoned or rescued.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sig35seven View Post
    I like cats...I just can't eat a whole one.
    I like cats... they taste like chicken.
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