This is a discussion on Shall We Gather at he River? Hymn #365 within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; HYMN # 365 This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn 't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With ...
I'll drink to that.HYMN # 365
This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn 't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
Emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I 'd take it and pour it into the River. '
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I 'd take it and pour it into the river. '
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I 'd take it and pour it into the river. '
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "for our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River. '
Smile - life is too short not to!!
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Hóka-héy! Crazy Horse
Liberty Over Tyranny Μολὼν λαβέ
For the sing along on Defensive Carry 8:00pm (eastern) Jan 31..........
Shall We Gather at the River Hymn (with lyrics) - YouTube
"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
--Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney
Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."
You mean shall we "stagger" at the river
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
Time to get baptized. Can you dunk me again?
Or swim in the river with our mouths open?
Thank you, MSGT, for getting Point of Grace stuck in my head. Oh the horror of the 90s...
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