Shall We Gather at he River? Hymn #365

Shall We Gather at he River? Hymn #365

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    Shall We Gather at he River? Hymn #365

    HYMN # 365

    This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn 't appreciate it.

    A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
    Emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I 'd take it and pour it into the River. '

    With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I 'd take it and pour it into the river. '

    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I 'd take it and pour it into the river. '

    Sermon complete, he sat down...

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "for our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River. '

    Smile - life is too short not to!!
    I'll drink to that.
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    For the sing along on Defensive Carry 8:00pm (eastern) Jan 31..........
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    You mean shall we "stagger" at the river
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    Time to get baptized. Can you dunk me again?
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    Or swim in the river with our mouths open?

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    Thank you, MSGT, for getting Point of Grace stuck in my head. Oh the horror of the 90s...
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