Post By msgt/ret
Post By niks
January 30th, 2013 01:00 AM
Shall We Gather at he River? Hymn #365
I'll drink to that.
HYMN # 365
This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn 't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
Emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I 'd take it and pour it into the River. '
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I 'd take it and pour it into the river. '
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I 'd take it and pour it into the river. '
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "for our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River. '
Smile - life is too short not to!!
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
January 30th, 2013 01:26 AM
January 30th, 2013 02:05 AM
For the sing along on Defensive Carry 8:00pm (eastern) Jan 31..........
Shall We Gather at the River Hymn (with lyrics) - YouTube
"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
--Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney
Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791
and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."
January 30th, 2013 05:24 AM
You mean shall we "stagger" at the river
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
January 30th, 2013 07:14 AM
Time to get baptized. Can you dunk me again?
January 30th, 2013 07:21 AM
Or swim in the river with our mouths open?
January 30th, 2013 08:19 AM
Thank you, MSGT, for getting Point of Grace stuck in my head. Oh the horror of the 90s...
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