This is a discussion on Only infringed a "little bit" within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Emported dizcount wurds avaluble heer! Uuse deese xtra wurds tu avoyed de txes!...
Emported dizcount wurds avaluble heer! Uuse deese xtra wurds tu avoyed de txes!
Only as free as they let us be.
Know Guns, Know Safety, Know Peace.
No Guns, No Safety, No Peace.
What, no background check before you first start speaking?
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain
Just threw a variant of this up on Facebook. Wanted my educational system friends to get a taste. BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
Oh, wait a tic, is "BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!!" approved?
Fortune Favors the Bold!
Is it K I spk in txt? Do I get free gov $$ 4 tiny wrds?
Few vowels were used in the construction of this nonsense as the government bought them back.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." ~ P. J. O'Rourke
What if I keep my hand over my mouth, will that be considered "concealed conversation"?
Proverbs 27:12 says: “The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.”
Certified Glock Armorer
NRA Life Member
Time to put an Oathbreaking meter on microphones, something that cuts of power the moment the speaker is sensed to have broken the oath to both protect and defend the Constitution. Only those with stellar, oathkeeping records in congress get near an official Oathbreaking-metered microphone*.
* Comes with mandatory electrified wristband, inflicting a 500V zap to any oathbreaker detected. All speakers required to be so wired, if being granted authority to speak on our behalf. All speakers with any authority to speak on our behalf required to always speak at such an equipped Oathbreaking-metered microphone as a condition of hired service, on pain of incarceration, fines.
Last edited by ccw9mm; January 31st, 2013 at 08:20 PM.
This is funny but, I hope our NY legislators don't catch wind of it. They may think it a great idea and work the midnight hours pumping out new legislation. Like the following for example. I submit them for your viewing pleasure.
If you want to speak in public you must...,
Apply for a permit.
Have a full background check and be finger printed.
Show due cause for applying.
Appear before a judge to show cause and be approved.
Judge may issue ''reasonable restrictions'' to your permit.
Submit for review, a full written list of all topics and opinions to be discussed.
After all, these are just a few common sense approaches, to not infringe upon your 1st amendment rights.
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
Is punctuation classified as an "AOW?" (any other word). Because the price on periods is horrific enough, I don't want to have to register and pay $200 each time I use one.
I'll give up my words when they pry them from my cold dead lips.
There goes a lot of server space down the drain. (10)
Retired USAF E-8. Official forum curmudgeon.
Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
My words a deadly when I'm rockin' a medley
[insert more clever rap lyrics here]