Only infringed a "little bit"

[pacman]

You cannot use more than 10 words per sentence. You cannot use certain words (see list of illegal words). We must first check to make sure you are allowed to use words (yes, medical records too).

See, you still have your first amendment rights and have only been infringed a "little bit".

Oh, don't forget we will also need to tax you for speaking should we deem you acceptable to speak.

Did I say tax? I meant "funding".

You will smile and move along with your day now.

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[linuss]

And the "funding" / tax will be used to fund help groups for people who were called bad names by someone else.

[pacman]

And the "funding" / tax will be used to fund help groups for people who were called bad names by someone else.

See how much fun this is?

Do you have a permit for that sentence?

[linuss]

Nope, the $.05 / word tax was MUCH too much for me, so I went to the black market for my punctuation.

[pittypat21]

linuss: you exceeded your word limit by 11 words. Only 10 words per sentence are allowed. For doubling your word limit, your fine is also doubled.

[Ghost1958]

Ah a violation already Funding and tax are words that may not be used in the same sentence. Only regulated donations is now acceptable. Please step to the area to your right for a strip and cavity search by our security officer.

[Crowman]

OMG, what we going to do now???????? She is "a little bit" pregnant!!!!

[pacman]

You guys are getting good at this! Startin to scare me

[ccw9mm]

linuss: you exceeded your word limit by 11 words. Only 10 words per sentence are allowed. For doubling your word limit, your fine is also doubled.

And for making someone feel bad, you're fined double, too.

No bad words; none that make folks feel bad; none deemed by the PC police to be borderline; no "fighting" words; no hyphenated words; no slang; the word "banned" is hereby banned, as is "politician," "hack," "hireling" and other useless euphemisms designed to put a thumb on those seeking to put a thumb on others ...

[Ghost1958]

And for making someone feel bad, you're fined double, too.

No bad words; none that make folks feel bad; none deemed by the PC police to be borderline; no "fighting" words; no hyphenated words; no slang; the word "banned" is hereby banned, as is "politician," "hack," "hireling" and other useless euphemisms designed to put a thumb on those seeking to put a thumb on others ...

OHHH your good. You should run for office LOL

[Bark'n]

"Scare" is a word which has a negative connotation. And because it's so frightening it not only has a tax, it also has a mandatory 90 day "shock time" jail term.

[ccw9mm]

"Scare" is a word which has a negative connotation. And because it's so frightening it not only has a tax, it also has a mandatory 90 day "shock time" jail term.

Depends on one's interpretation of "scare," though, doesn't it?

Clintonesque Feinsteining done right: claiming that firearms are too effective, too accurate, too scary, in too many hands, in the wrong hands, used negligently, used criminally, used at all ...

Perhaps we as a People should attempt to ban brainless, spineless, arrogant autocrats. Thought we did that back in '76, though. Hm. Revere ... anyone seen Paul? We need Paul.

[Bark'n]

anyone seen Paul? We need Paul.

Paul? the little alien guy from space? Yeah, I saw it. Man that was a funny movie.

[Bark'n]

I know who you meant... Paul Revere

[mkphillips]

Words shall also be used that have seven letters or less. Using high capacity words with more then seven letters can endanger the children.


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