Why my liberal Neighbors aren't speaking to me

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  1. January 31st, 2013 02:57 PM #1
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    Why my liberal Neighbors aren't speaking to me

    I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, are liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’

    She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

    Her parents beamed with pride.

    ’Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.‘

    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ’ Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? ‘

    I said, ‘Welcome to Conservatism.’ Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.
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  3. January 31st, 2013 02:59 PM #2
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  4. January 31st, 2013 02:59 PM #3
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  5. January 31st, 2013 03:02 PM #4
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    With the White House currently basing it's legislation on the requests of children, perhaps this little girl should write a letter to the President.
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    That's just great man....
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  8. January 31st, 2013 03:09 PM #7
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    .................and possibly "Educator of the Year".

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    LOL ......sad thing is the child is smarter than the parents ......
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    Re: Why my liberal Neighbors aren't speaking to me

    This is fantastic!

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    I don't usually condone parenting other peoples children ...then again, I don't have any children, and they are going to pick it up in the classroom anyway...

    So, you sir, are awesome.
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    Great job letting the girl use her own critical thinking skills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkman View Post
    LOL ......sad thing is the child is smarter than the parents ......
    Children can follow logic, adults are the ones that struggle with it.
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