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The official Piers Morgan garbage can thread

This is a discussion on The official Piers Morgan garbage can thread within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint Already been suggested. Britain does NOT want him back. Maybe Zimbabwe? How about the moon. I hear his personality would be ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    Already been suggested. Britain does NOT want him back. Maybe Zimbabwe?
    How about the moon. I hear his personality would be a good match for the atmosphere...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    Piers should be deported to some unclaimed island in the Caribbean, or Pacific or Antarctic or wherever. Then he can establish his own little Kingdom and rule his "subjects" there. Mostly marine animals and water fowl.

    Maybe it could be called Piersutopia. He can be King Piers I.
    it needs to be some place with a cold and rain/snow climate, I was thinking the South Pole.
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    Saw on his twitter page when I went to say he was standing on the graves of dead children again after he said "@piersmorgan: SO WRONG: 20 children slaughtered and America reacts with surging gun/ammo sales"




    He seems very loyal to his king doesn't he? He also said he will be airing his CNN show Monday from a Texas gun store/shooting range. Somebody please find out which one so we can set up a protest.

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    As the Dos Equis guy would say :

    "I don't always use some moronic British twit to further gun control but when I do.......I use Piers Morgan!"
    Stay armless my friends!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdunn217 View Post
    He also said he will be airing his CNN show Monday from a Texas gun store/shooting range. Somebody please find out which one so we can set up a protest.
    Maybe he will have his picture taken with one of those fancy "silhouette's". "Say cheese"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    Already been suggested. Britain does NOT want him back. Maybe Zimbabwe?
    We should send him to Chicago.

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    Who in their right mind would name a kid you loved Piers (wood in water that collects bird poop)... Well they sure hit the motherload with this steaming pile!
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    Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.

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    An English Muffin has more smarts than Piers..
    A toasted one.
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    Send him to East St Louis with out his body guards. He's so full of himself. I'm sure he a narcissist. His attitude in East St. Louis will put him past the point of no return. 😵
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    Jeremy Clarkson, host of BBC's Top Gear posted some great tweets on the issue:
    "Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Pleasse don't send him back."
    And my favorite:
    "Americans. Was the second amendment not introduced to protect you from the tyranny of the British? Piers Morgan in other words."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 357and40 View Post
    He is lower than whale poo. Someone please just deport him already.
    Well that goes without saying.. whale poo is pretty valuable.
    "Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paching View Post
    Who in their right mind would name a kid you loved Piers (wood in water that collects bird poop)... Well they sure hit the motherload with this steaming pile!


    "Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.

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    All I can say is..Piers PLEASE go back home and take a boat load of like minded people with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NCSoxFan View Post
    Jeremy Clarkson, host of BBC's Top Gear posted some great tweets on the issue:
    "Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Pleasse don't send him back."
    And my favorite:
    "Americans. Was the second amendment not introduced to protect you from the tyranny of the British? Piers Morgan in other words."
    Jeremy Clarkson is in my top 5 favorite people in the world. If you want to know what the common man in Britain feels about any issue, see what Clarkson thinks about it and you'll not be far off.

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