This is a discussion on The official Piers Morgan garbage can thread within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint Already been suggested. Britain does NOT want him back. Maybe Zimbabwe? How about the moon. I hear his personality would be ...
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
- Roy Batty
Saw on his twitter page when I went to say he was standing on the graves of dead children again after he said "@piersmorgan: SO WRONG: 20 children slaughtered and America reacts with surging gun/ammo sales"
He seems very loyal to his king doesn't he? He also said he will be airing his CNN show Monday from a Texas gun store/shooting range. Somebody please find out which one so we can set up a protest.
As the Dos Equis guy would say :
"I don't always use some moronic British twit to further gun control but when I do.......I use Piers Morgan!"Stay armless my friends!
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
Who in their right mind would name a kid you loved Piers (wood in water that collects bird poop)... Well they sure hit the motherload with this steaming pile!
Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.
An English Muffin has more smarts than Piers..
A toasted one.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn
Send him to East St Louis with out his body guards. He's so full of himself. I'm sure he a narcissist. His attitude in East St. Louis will put him past the point of no return. 😵
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Jeremy Clarkson, host of BBC's Top Gear posted some great tweets on the issue:
"Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Pleasse don't send him back."
And my favorite:
"Americans. Was the second amendment not introduced to protect you from the tyranny of the British? Piers Morgan in other words."
"Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.
All I can say is..Piers PLEASE go back home and take a boat load of like minded people with you.