The official Piers Morgan garbage can thread

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    The official Piers Morgan garbage can thread



    So much material...so little time.
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    Most schools in England have a Piers Morgan. He's the snotty nosed rich kid who wasn't quite rich enough to go to grammar school and looks down on everyone and drifts between groups of friends thinking that he can elevate them to his social status and out of the squallor and they will revere him for it. In reality, he just ends up with no friends and everyone hates him.

    Now he's an adult, he's just taken the same principle to a global level. Britain rejected him so he's run away to America to try and impose himself upon us. He's being rejected here so pretty soon I'm betting he'll go and bring enlightenment to someone else. Maybe the Aussies...
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    The sooner we quit giving him so much attention the sooner he'll fade away.
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    gonna need a jumbo size dumpster
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    Quote Originally Posted by kukla View Post
    gonna need a jumbo size dumpster
    And a monster backhoe to bury it.
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    He is lower than whale poo. Someone please just deport him already.
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    Back when somebody used to bug the heck out of me My Momma would say Just Ignore them and they'll go away.which I'm hoping will work with Penis Morgan
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    I think Piers Morgan is a British sleeper agent who's sole mission is disarming the U.S. populace so that Britain has a chance of re-colonizing the America's. Or something like that.

    Seriously though, who signed this guy's work visa?
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    Sickipedia.org has some funny jokes about this guy. I did not link it due to content
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    Quote Originally Posted by 357and40 View Post
    He is lower than whale poo. Someone please just deport him already.
    Already been suggested. Britain does NOT want him back. Maybe Zimbabwe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    Already been suggested. Britain does NOT want him back. Maybe Zimbabwe?
    What did Zimbabwe ever do to you?
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    Piers should be deported to some unclaimed island in the Caribbean, or Pacific or Antarctic or wherever. Then he can establish his own little Kingdom and rule his "subjects" there. Mostly marine animals and water fowl.

    Maybe it could be called Piersutopia. He can be King Piers I.
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