Incredible!

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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    Hair is white as snow. The only woman I have met that can actually burn soup, regularly!
    Hey! It's easy to burn soup!
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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    Hair is white as snow.
    Probably because she's married to MR Highpockets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Probably because she's married to MR High Pockets.
    Jeanlouise, a few years ago she burned up three teapots in three days! Just left them on the range too long, they boiled dry and warped into scrap metal. We decided many years ago that she does not have the patience for cooking. If it involves staying near the stove while something is cooking, watch out!

    BTW, did I mention we just celebrated our 35th anniversary last month?
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    Congrats on 35!!! That's becoming a rarity anymore. The only folks I know that can say they've been married for 35 years would have to add up all of the years they've both been married to different people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    Jeanlouise, a few years ago she burned up three teapots in three days! Just left them on the range too long, they boiled dry and warped into scrap metal. We decided many years ago that she does not have the patience for cooking. If it involves staying near the stove while something is cooking, watch out!

    BTW, did I mention we just celebrated our 35th anniversary last month?
    Congratulations to Mrs Highpockets for surviving 35 years with Mr Highpockets.
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    I'll bet you did it and are blaming it all on the cat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Congratulations to Mrs Highpockets for surviving 35 years with Mr Highpockets.
    I'll drink to that. At least her faux pas are humorous to look back on.
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