Top 5 Reasons to Not Use a Shotgun in a Zombie Apocalypse:

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    Top 5 Reasons to Not Use a Shotgun in a Zombie Apocalypse:

    With all the serious threads going on around here right now, I saw this list and got a chuckle out of it. Stuck it in this forum since it is, at least tongue-in-cheek, home defense related. (not copied fully because the site is copyrighted).

    TOP 5 REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT USE A SHOTGUN FOR ZOMBIE DEFENSE

    Hollywood, not to the surprise of many, has distorted several facts with regards to zombie outbreaks and more importantly, the survival of such an outbreak. Of most importance is the best weapon for defense, which Hollywood would have you believe, is the shotgun. This my friends is a fallacy and could cost you your life. Keep reading for the top 5 reasons you should not use a shotgun for zombie defense.

    Some of the comments are quite hilarious as well - for instance:

    The actual gun used is unimportant; lots of gun buffs do not know this. The main thing is that the bullets MUST contain silver. If you put a bit of scrap silver in your leadpot it will make them implode. It does not need a lot , 10 % silver should do the trick.
    If you can make your bullets at full moon that will help of course.
    If the alloy can be poured by a virgin that is better still.

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    I bought a box of hornady zombie ammo for my 45.Haven't seen any yet,thou,lol.

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    So my six year old should cast silver bullets?
    Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything.
    Wyatt Earp

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBuckwheat View Post
    So my six year old should cast silver bullets?
    Yes, but only during a full moon.
    Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable- JFK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burns View Post
    Yes, but only during a full moon.
    may keep her up past bed time? ( sorry thought this was off topic and humor section)
    Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything.
    Wyatt Earp

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    sorry thought this was off topic and humor section
    It is now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burns View Post
    Yes, but only during a full moon.
    Dont forget to say the ritual chant while you are casting the bullets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    It is now.
    Guess my reasoning for it being in the home defense subforum didn't hold up, eh?

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    Just make.sure that from now on we only practice head shots.

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