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When/if I ever find it necessary to fly again, the message here is what I would like to hear from the flight crew!!!
Praise the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle --- Psalm 144
"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God." - Benjamin Franklin
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." - C.S. Lewis
That really DID make me Laugh Out Loud.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain
I just sent that to my next door neighbor, he is a commercial airline pilot.
I'd rather be lucky than good any day
There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
LOL... If only
S&W M&P 45, Colt Delta Elite Customized, M&P Shield, Glock 19
I like it; back when I was still flying it was me and two of the loadmasters carrying S&W Model 10/15s though.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Hóka-héy! Crazy Horse
That's my standard speech to my passengers when I give them a ride.
Gotta Fly or Gonna Die