You have to love the Irish!!
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October 30th, 2006 12:39 PM
You have to love the Irish!!
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,
"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and B'gorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "Tis Nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle.
She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Don't tell me that you've got Golf Clubs in there, too!"
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October 30th, 2006 01:11 PM
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October 30th, 2006 07:56 PM
I don't get it.
Did she really have golf clubs????
October 30th, 2006 08:03 PM
October 30th, 2006 08:28 PM
''How long since you played - around''??
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October 30th, 2006 10:21 PM
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October 31st, 2006 05:00 AM
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October 31st, 2006 05:12 AM
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October 31st, 2006 11:20 AM
As an Irishman I enjoyed a good Irish joke and it was also a pleasure that it wasn't another drunken Irishman joke whicjh I consider in the category of racial jokes.
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October 31st, 2006 12:16 PM
As a fellow Irish/Welsh/Scot/German (I take after the Scot/Irish part), I resent the fact that you resent the drunk Irish jokes! It's part of our heritage man!
Originally Posted by tegemu
P.S. Scotch sounds good right now...
October 31st, 2006 01:28 PM
Just remember, Alcohol was invented in order to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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October 31st, 2006 04:48 PM
What do you call an Irishman on a golf course, a cigar in one hand and a good Irish whiskey in the other?
As an Irishman I enjoyed a good Irish joke and it was also a pleasure that it wasn't another drunken Irishman joke
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I have some Irish in me. Which has been known to cause internal conflicts due the British in me, which really causes a problem with the Indian in me .
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