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    High capacity soda container

    I spend WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on the internet.

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    In replying to this, I must be also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    I spend WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on the internet.
    I was just thinking the other day about how, recently, it seems like the first post in every thread has a cucumber dressed up at Robin Hood.
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    Only applicable in New York City courtesy of Bloomberg.

    High capacity sodas are on the banned list.
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    Those assault sodas MUST be banned.
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    High capacity, military style assault sodas are a threat to civilized society. They can be held at the hip and spray carbonated beverage quickly into a crowd. They are made for warzones, not our streets, and nobody has any legitimate need for one. At the same time, they are hard to use and difficult to aim at your mouth. What you need to do is buy a double pack of shot glasses, walk outside of your house and pour 2 for your homies. Buy shot glass. Buy shot glass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTreadOnI View Post
    I was just thinking the other day about how, recently, it seems like the first post in every thread has a cucumber dressed up at Robin Hood.
    Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not just any cucumber dressed up as Robin Hood. That's Larry the Cucumber. You must not have kids. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJC7 View Post
    Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not just any cucumber dressed up as Robin Hood. That's Larry the Cucumber. You must not have kids. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_C View Post
    High capacity, military style assault sodas are a threat to civilized society. They can be held at the hip and spray carbonated beverage quickly into a crowd. They are made for warzones, not our streets, and nobody has any legitimate need for one. At the same time, they are hard to use and difficult to aim at your mouth. What you need to do is buy a double pack of shot glasses, walk outside of your house and pour 2 for your homies. Buy shot glass. Buy shot glass...
    And if some crazy adds a clip of mentos into the magazine, we, the disarmed public, are now at the mercy of a fully automatic assault soda!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasTerri View Post
    And if some crazy adds a clip of mentos into the magazine, we, the disarmed public, are now at the mercy of a fully automatic assault soda!
    I didn't want to mention those "cop killer mentos" for fear of being put on a watch list...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_C View Post
    I didn't want to mention those "cop killer mentos" for fear of being put on a watch list...
    I'll let ya know when the black choppers are overhead.
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