Toy gun buyback

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    Just another one of many libtards that have infiltrated churches. The fact that the congregation doesn't rid themselves of this plague is most troubling. Perhaps they will eventually.
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    Francis says parents would be able to trade their toy guns, swords, or other weapons in for a more “wholesome” toy.
    I wonder what his idea of a “wholesome” toy is, maybe Barbie dolls for the girls and Ken dolls for the boys?
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    I especially liked the comment that pointed out it was a good thing David had his assault sling shot. And no, msgt, I'm guessing Ken and Barbie dolls won't work. Especially since Barbie has those...ahh, err, bumps on her chest. Probably a nice teddy bear. When I was a kid my folks always had wholesome things for us to do. Usually involving a shovel, rake, hoe, pitch fork and a wheelbarrow. Then we got to feed animals and milk cows.
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    This is why I love my church. pastor and about half the church carry...
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    That would really burn me up if it happened at my church. That intimates that the parent did something bad by buying a toy gun for their kid.

    Sanctimonious dolts.
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    Things like this are intended to dumb people down into believing if they get rid of scary objects, those objects will no longer be used to harm them. Then it will all be flowers and Unicorns and "we will all just get along" singing Kum Bah Ya!

    I wonder if the Church is going to buy back toy kitchen cutlery, toy automobiles, heck toy ANYTHING that could be used in a bad way. I'm surprised they aren't trying to buy the air we breathe. Well, not yet anyhow.

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    I'd be scrounging up evey broken capgun and water pistol I could lay my hands upon just to get his money he should be using for charitable causes. Then I'd make a heathy donation in my name!
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    If they were paying top dollar I would do it and go buy a real gun with the profits!
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