Negotiating Lesson

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    Negotiating Lesson

    "Our" side doesn't seem very good at negotiating.

    Here's how they currently do it . . .
    Theirs: "We want to outlaw and confiscate all privately owned firearms!"
    Ours: "We won't agree to that."
    Theirs: "YOU GUYS STONEWALL ON EVERYTHING, YOU NEED TO COMPROMISE!"
    Ours: "Okay, what will you settle for?"
    Theirs: "Universal background checks, national registration, and a 10 round limit on magazines."
    Ours: "Okay."

    Here's how they should do it . . .
    Theirs: "We want to outlaw and confiscate all privately owned firearms!"
    Ours: "We want all firearm restrictions rescinded!"
    Theirs: "We won't agree to that."
    Ours: "YOU GUYS STONEWALL ON EVERYTHING, YOU NEED TO COMPROMISE!"
    Theirs: "Okay, what will you settle for?"
    Ours: "Repeal the National Firearms Act and the Gun Free School Zone Act"
    Theirs: "Okay."

    See how easy that was? I'm a genius . . .
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    Blanco64 for Congress!

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    I 2nd that proposal

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