Best Halloween Joke........I think anyway.

Best Halloween Joke........I think anyway.

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    Best Halloween Joke........I think anyway.

    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the cab
    driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
    He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
    you."
    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you've been a Nun
    as long as I am you get a chance to see and hear
    just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
    ask that I would find offensive.
    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
    #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
    "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
    The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
    "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
    I'm Jewish."
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    The nun says, "My dear boy, that's OK. My name is Dave and I'm going to a Halloween party."


    Shoot well and god bless
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    LOL good one. Sounds like someone listens to Bob and Tom show.

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    I posted that joke yesterday, but still good
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    Sorry....didnt see yours Rick....it is a good one though!
    Shoot well and god bless
    If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice..........Rush

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Larsen View Post
    Sorry....didnt see yours Rick....it is a good one though!
    Shoot well and god bless
    Great minds think alike
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