Boy Suspended From School For Chewing Pop Tart Into A Gun Shape

[QKShooter]

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BALTIMORE, Md. — A 7-year-old Baltimore student is missing school over a pastry gun suspension.
Josh Welch was eating a toaster pastry at school last week when teachers said he shaped the breakfast pastry into a gun with his biting pattern.
“It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kinda looked like a gun but it wasn’t,” Josh told WBFF. “All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but it didn’t look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun kinda.”
School officials called Josh’s father to explain why his son was in trouble. During that conversation, Josh’s dad said school officials told him they considered Josh’s actions a threat because he said “bang, bang” while holding the pastry.......................
Click the link to read the rest of the story.........unreal.

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[chiefjason]

After reading that garbage at least I got to read Rob's response. It made me feel better.

Why am I in a handbasket, and why is it getting warmer?

[40Bob]

Whoever made that decision needs a beating.

[NONAME762]

I think it's time to bring back Corporal Punishment. But not for the kids that need it...oh no...I think we need to start lining up these administrators in the public school system and GIVE THEM WHAT FOR till their heinies are BLISTERED RAW!!! Perhaps doing thusly will beat some sense into these Liberal do gooder morphrodites.

Reading snippets of crap like this makes me wanna walk up to a school administrator and drop kick the stupid SOB into the stratosphere.

[Crowman]

Yes the time has come in the "new and improved" America to ban a child's imagination it can only lead to bad things............

[pwnedbyme73]

reminds me of when i was in elementary school and had a teacher take away my beef stew and throw it away because i was dipping my bread in it. i guess i disgusted her. this kid was eating a pop tart and it happend to look like a ''gun" which probably was the shape of the letter L at best. i dont understand ppl these days.

[NONAME762]

reminds me of when i was in elementary school and had a teacher take away my beef stew and throw it away because i was dipping my bread in it. i guess i disgusted her. this kid was eating a pop tart and it happened to look like a ''gun" which probably was the shape of the letter L at best. i don't understand ppl these days.

Perhaps you should have stabbed your fork into that ignoramuses hand.

[GoSlow]

Not surprising, kids in my school district get suspended if they have an unopened bottle of aspirin.

[Jeanlouise]

This is so ridiculous. Common sense has gone out the window with political correctness now running the country. It really is scary and maddening at the same time.

I suppose the teacher and school system wanted to head off any toaster pastry related violence before it happens.

[Jeanlouise]

Not surprising, kids in my school district get suspended if they have an unopened bottle of aspirin.

What! No prison time?

[icemanls2]

Now this story would warrant an attorney!

[trackstarpre]

haha omg...O_M_G America...this is getting dumber and dumber everyday

[palmgopher]

haha omg...O_M_G America...this is getting dumber and dumber everyday

I couldn't agree more. These teachers have lost the ever loving minds!
All I can say is let this happen to one of my kids and I can assure you that they will know who I am really quick and probably wish the hadn't. They will know who my lawyer is too!

[Ransom]

So absurd. Just when I think I've seen the dumbest thing ever, they report something even dumber.

[chiefjason]

And today in my daughters class they discussed that Harriet Tubman carried a pistol all the time. Not exactly sure how it came up. But I got a chuckle out of it. They are also discussing entrepreneurism, I wonder what happens if she mentions I make holsters?