I may not know much...

I may not know much...

This is a discussion on I may not know much... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; But I now know how bad kidney stones suck! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk...

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 37
Like Tree20Likes

Thread: I may not know much...

  1. #1
    VIP Member
    Array TX expat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Kansas City
    Posts
    5,099

    I may not know much...

    But I now know how bad kidney stones suck!




    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    NRA Life Member

    "I don't believe gun owners have rights." - Sarah Brady

  2. #2
    VIP Member Array OldVet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Hiding inside a bottle of Jim Beam Black in S. FL.
    Posts
    20,417
    At last we agree on something! You don't know much and kidney stones are killers!

    Brad426 and atctimmy like this.
    Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth

  3. #3
    VIP Member
    Array TX expat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Kansas City
    Posts
    5,099

    I may not know much...

    Please no laughing. It hurts to laugh!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    NRA Life Member

    "I don't believe gun owners have rights." - Sarah Brady

  4. #4
    VIP Member Array OldVet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Hiding inside a bottle of Jim Beam Black in S. FL.
    Posts
    20,417
    Serves you right. I told you your dress didn't match your pumps, and you wouldn't listen.

    Actually I would wish kidney stones on my worst enemies, but no one else. They're brutal.
    TX expat and ExactlyMyPoint like this.
    Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth

  5. #5
    VIP Member Array lionround's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Memphis
    Posts
    2,262
    I had kidney stones years ago. I found a holistic remedy (I won't dare call it a cure). If you drink 2-4 ounces of RealLemon reconstituted lemon juice every day. It does not dissolve the stones completely. What it does is eat away at the spurs on them, rounding them out. So, when you pass them they don't bite into the urinal path and pass more easily.

    Hope this helps.
    TX expat likes this.
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    -- Steven Wright
    1950 Colt .38 Police Positive Special
    2013 SCCY 9mm CPX-2 Stainless Steel
    US Army 1973-1977, 95B

  6. #6
    Senior Member Array niks's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    ohio
    Posts
    552
    So tiny, so painful

  7. #7
    VIP Member Array OldVet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Hiding inside a bottle of Jim Beam Black in S. FL.
    Posts
    20,417
    Quote Originally Posted by lionround View Post
    I had kidney stones years ago. I found a holistic remedy (I won't dare call it a cure). If you drink 2-4 ounces of RealLemon reconstituted lemon juice every day. It does not dissolve the stones completely. What it does is eat away at the spurs on them, rounding them out. So, when you pass them they don't bite into the urinal path and pass more easily.

    Hope this helps.
    Actually there are two types of stones, those with spurs and those without. It's not what you drink but how much that helps prevent them. If you're inclined toward the spurred one, you're in a world of hurt even more so.
    Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth

  8. #8
    VIP Member Array Brad426's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Location
    Georgia
    Posts
    4,840
    Feel better. And drink more water.
    I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
    Clint Eastwood

  9. #9
    VIP Member
    Array Jeanlouise's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Location
    Almost Heaven
    Posts
    2,436
    Oh, not good...not good at all. I hope your doctor is giving you some strong pain killers.

    Remember, this too shall pass...
    msgt/ret, OldVet, RichB70 and 1 others like this.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown...eaves%20office

  10. #10
    Moderator
    Array atctimmy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Gastonville
    Posts
    7,443
    Lucky you moved away from Texas because I hear that everything is bigger there, even kidney stones.

    Good luck my friend. Get well soon.
    "For the Lord your God will bless you in all your harvest and in all the work of your hands." Deuteronomy 16:15

  11. #11
    Member Array IBGoodToGo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    North Wet WA
    Posts
    255
    Been there, done that, they don't give any ribbons.

  12. #12
    VIP Member Array lionround's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Memphis
    Posts
    2,262
    JL, that is the best. I don't care who you are, that's funny. Shall Pass.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Remember, this too shall pass...
    msgt/ret likes this.
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    -- Steven Wright
    1950 Colt .38 Police Positive Special
    2013 SCCY 9mm CPX-2 Stainless Steel
    US Army 1973-1977, 95B

  13. #13
    VIP Member Array OldVet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Hiding inside a bottle of Jim Beam Black in S. FL.
    Posts
    20,417
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Oh, not good...not good at all. I hope your doctor is giving you some strong pain killers.

    Remember, this too shall pass...
    And the sooner the better.
    Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth

  14. #14
    VIP Member
    Array TX expat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Kansas City
    Posts
    5,099

    I may not know much...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Oh, not good...not good at all. I hope your doctor is giving you some strong pain killers.

    Remember, this too shall pass...
    I see what you did there. Funny gal!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    NRA Life Member

    "I don't believe gun owners have rights." - Sarah Brady

  15. #15
    VIP Member
    Array Jeanlouise's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Location
    Almost Heaven
    Posts
    2,436
    Quote Originally Posted by TX expat View Post
    I see what you did there. Funny gal!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    atctimmy likes this.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown...eaves%20office

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Remove Ads

Sponsored Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Search tags for this page

i may not know much but this i know

,

ureteroscopy humor

Click on a term to search for related topics.