What is a Mall Ninja?

What is a Mall Ninja?

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    What is a Mall Ninja?

    I have heard the term "Mall Ninja" several times and wonder were it comes from? I believe that it is used to refer to the 18-25 yr old guy who claims to be ex-special forces, CIA or whatever. Whose sole source of knowledge on subject is one article they read in SWAT or another magizine.

    An example would be the guy who shows up at the public range with a laser pointer superglued to his Glock. He also has an SKS with an EverReady flashlight ducted taped (with black tape of course) to the baynoet.

    Do you have a better definition or example? Am I close?


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    That about sums it up. Of course age matters little.
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    Perhaps the name (mall) infers a more docile and hence safe "battlefield"?

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    A Mall ninja is a Recliner Rambo's first couson LOL .
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    I got about halfway through the BS on that link before I almost puked.

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    Oh man that was hilarious!!!
    two options-
    Pathological liar
    Wierd joke

    I think it was a joke since he talks about jennings and lorcins being such good weapons...

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    if that is the gecko 45 stuff yea he was eventualy outed as a reg of that board that was screwing with folks lol .
    Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
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    So one guy made the whole thing up? Thats so funny Its even funnier reading that know he is just messing with the forum. Thanks guys

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    You think he was off his rocker, what about gunkid.

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    I just loved the reply that said, "If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.”
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    Ive dreamed up stuff like that when I was in grade school playing army and cops and robbers. Now Ive grown up and live in the now. Maybe he is just a kid that hasnt matured yet. If he is wielding weapons like that I dont want to be anywhere near him. LOL

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    If he is wielding weapons like that I dont want to be anywhere near him. LOL
    What do you mean, you're not thankful that he watches over us all like a god, while evil shopplifters and gang members are firing RPG's and full auto AK's in an attempt to hi-jack arcade games.... You are so ungrateful! LOL

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    Although not Mall of America.....It is not some rinky-**** mall either...LOL


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    OOOPPS wheres my head. We need more like him protecting my right to shop in the malls and not be afraid. Nevermind I have my own gun for that. But there might be mall insurgents and suicide bombers to be protected from. LOL Be safe everybody.

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