Man Creates Mechanical Oreo Separator...Seriously

Man Creates Mechanical Oreo Separator...Seriously

This is a discussion on Man Creates Mechanical Oreo Separator...Seriously within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; This makes the shrimp treadmill look like money well spent. For the record, I've always thought that Nabisco should sell the icing by itself. Heroic ...

Results 1 to 11 of 11
Like Tree6Likes
  • 1 Post By OldVet
  • 3 Post By OldVet
  • 1 Post By DJC7
  • 1 Post By sldcountry

Thread: Man Creates Mechanical Oreo Separator...Seriously

  1. #1
    Ex Member Array MJB_17's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    TX
    Posts
    1,418

    Man Creates Mechanical Oreo Separator...Seriously

    This makes the shrimp treadmill look like money well spent. For the record, I've always thought that Nabisco should sell the icing by itself.

    Heroic man builds Oreo separator machine | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News


  2. #2
    New Member Array BigMikey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    Hawaii
    Posts
    0
    Lol, Here is the video for it. They make it sound so serious.
    OREO Separator Machine #1 - Creator: Physicist David Neevel - YouTube

  3. #3
    VIP Member
    Array OldVet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    S. Florida, north of the Miami mess, south of the Mouse trap
    Posts
    16,900
    Why? Because they can? Sometimes smart people miss the whole point of things.
    Jeanlouise likes this.
    Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

  4. #4
    VIP Member
    Array Jeanlouise's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Location
    Almost Heaven
    Posts
    2,200
    Quote Originally Posted by MJB_17 View Post
    This makes the shrimp treadmill look like money well spent. For the record, I've always thought that Nabisco should sell the icing by itself.

    Heroic man builds Oreo separator machine | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
    That's hilarious!

    On a more serious note, I'll be damned if I'm going to let a machine take over my Oreo seperating.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown...eaves%20office

  5. #5
    Distinguished Member Array DontTreadOnI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    1,442
    Nice! Can't see why he would want to remove the creme though...

    spider-in-oreo-cookie.jpg
    If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

  6. #6
    VIP Member
    Array OldVet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    S. Florida, north of the Miami mess, south of the Mouse trap
    Posts
    16,900
    Oreos come with protein filling now?

    Imagine how many people would want to file a lawsuit now. Me, I'd scrape the bug off and keep on eatin'.
    Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

  7. #7
    Senior Member Array DJC7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    Illinois
    Posts
    676
    Quote Originally Posted by DontTreadOnI View Post
    Nice! Can't see why he would want to remove the creme though...

    spider-in-oreo-cookie.jpg
    You just ruined Oreos for me. I hope you're happy.
    Bowman_15 likes this.
    ”One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them.”
    ~Thomas Jefferson


    "Carry your gun - it's a lighter burden than regret."
    ~Breda

  8. #8
    VIP Member Array oakchas's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Iowa
    Posts
    7,489
    Whew!

    A problem I never thought would be solved!

    Next up? remove the peanut butter from Reese's peanut butter cups.
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

  9. #9
    Distinguished Member Array DontTreadOnI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    1,442
    Quote Originally Posted by DJC7 View Post
    You just ruined Oreos for me. I hope you're happy.
    Don't shoot the messenger!
    If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

  10. #10
    New Member Array sldcountry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    s.c.
    Posts
    11
    My favorite part, is where he said. "There were times when for hours I could not see my G/F, or dog, and it's really hard to find a good snadwhich in this part of town, I really had to make some sacrifices" Man had to eat nasty sandwhich to fullfil this drea, bless his heart lol
    Jeanlouise likes this.

  11. #11
    VIP Member Array NONAME762's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    About 235M out of The Palouse WA
    Posts
    8,157
    Quote Originally Posted by DJC7 View Post
    You just ruined Oreos for me. I hope you're happy.
    That's what milk is for.
    I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
    America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.
    Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
    You know that look women give you when they want some sugar? Me neither

Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Search tags for this page

carry man separator

,

mechanical oreo

,

mechanical oreo separator

Click on a term to search for related topics.