My first thought

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    My first thought

    Should someone come up to me and try and rob me at gunpoint, my first words would be, "OMG, you have ammo? Where did you get it?" Then we would have a long discussion about various types of ammo, the current shortage, what Obama is doing, etc...we would bond and we would walk away friends.....or not.
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    It would throw them off if nothing else!!!

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    There's a defensive tactic that never occured to me!
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    Hummm......worth a try!
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Speaking of first thoughts, the one I had today filled my quota of thoughts for the year. I'm looking at a lot of mental downtime now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Speaking of first thoughts, the one I had today filled my quota of thoughts for the year. I'm looking at a lot of mental downtime now.
    You got all your thoughts in before April 15th? Wow! I always save one thought for tax day, you know, so I can tell 'em what I think, bout that! Guess I'll have to save an extra thought for you, OV... Whatever I can do to help our retired military, you know...
    All that said....
    It could be worse.
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    I have a quota of one. I used it way too early.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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