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Funny! That's better than my plan: drop my britches halfway down and crap my pants. Works great for getting thru crowded sidewalks.
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
I have a better idea............. Just don't go to New York..... period !!! Do you really want to support Bloomberg ????? ( The Anti- Gun )
Another reason not to go to New York city........
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"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
--Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney
Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."
My passport expired many years ago; I am no longer allowed to go north of the Virginia border.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Other than Hawaii, I am about as far from NY as I can get.
I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.
Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
You know that look women give you when they want some sugar? Me neither
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-- Steven Wright
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I can't think of one reason why I would need or want to go there.
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