This is a discussion on If you HAVE to go to New York, this might help... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A simple way to not get mugged... [VIDEO]...
Funny! That's better than my plan: drop my britches halfway down and crap my pants. Works great for getting thru crowded sidewalks.
Retired USAF E-8. Remember: You're being watched!
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
I have a better idea............. Just don't go to New York..... period !!! Do you really want to support Bloomberg ????? ( The Anti- Gun )
Another reason not to go to New York city........
The Out-of-Towners (1970 film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
--Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney
Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."
My passport expired many years ago; I am no longer allowed to go north of the Virginia border.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Other than Hawaii, I am about as far from NY as I can get.
Firing a suppressed is on my Bucket List.
I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-- Steven Wright
1950 Colt .38 Police Positive Special
2013 SCCY 9mm CPX-2 Stainless Steel
US Army 1973-1977, 95B
I can't think of one reason why I would need or want to go there.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." - Groucho Marx