Ammo Shortage

Ammo Shortage

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    Ammo Shortage

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy a couple of cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and a drop dead gorgeous brunette was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice"I'm a big believer in barter big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" I thought for a few seconds and asked "What kinda ammo you got?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by riverfish View Post
    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy a couple of cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and a drop dead gorgeous brunette was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice"I'm a big believer in barter big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" I thought for a few seconds and asked "What kinda ammo you got?"
    Great way to turn that situation to your advantage Bro!! Did you get a giggle from her?
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