Burglarious? Hilarious!

Burglarious? Hilarious!

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    Burglarious? Hilarious!

    Read the whole article, you'll come to it. Burglarious, indeed!

    Burglarious story
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    "Police charged him with breaking and entering in the daytime for felony, leaving a person in fear, home invasion and possession of a burglarious tool."

    For banging on the door asking for "John"? Took off when someone with a gun came to the door? I don't see the charges at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    "Police charged him with breaking and entering in the daytime for felony, leaving a person in fear, home invasion and possession of a burglarious tool."

    For banging on the door asking for "John"? Took off when someone with a gun came to the door? I don't see the charges at all.
    Better yet, the burglarious tool was the homeowners, apparently.
    Rats!
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    I suppose

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakchas View Post
    Better yet, the burglarious tool was the homeowners, apparently.
    I didn't see that in the article. Gotta agree with, Old Vet, though. Unless there's more to the story, I don't see how those charges stick.
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    Yeah I don't get it at all

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    Ah proofreading where has it gone?
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    bur·glar·i·ous (br-glâr-s)
    adj.
    Of or relating to burglary.

    bur•glar•i•ous (bərˈglɛər i əs)
    adj.
    pertaining to or involving burglary.

    Also:

    bur·glari·ous·ly
    adv.
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    I knew that...
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