LOL that is awesome!
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of 9 mm ammo.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous
blond was filling up her car at the next pump.She looked at the ammo
in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be
interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"
Sometimes in life you have to stand your ground. It's a hard lesson to learn and even most adults don't get it, but in the end only I can be responsible for my life. If faced with any type of adversity, only I can overcome it. Waiting for someone else to take responsibility is a long fruitless wait.
So what did did she say...
Don"t let stupid be your skill set....
And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, So that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,
Yeah, what kind of ammo did she have?
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