I Found Some Ammo

I Found Some Ammo

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    I Found Some Ammo

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of 9 mm ammo.
    On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous
    blond was filling up her car at the next pump.She looked at the ammo
    in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice,
    "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be
    interested in trading sex for ammo?"
    I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"
    Sometimes in life you have to stand your ground. It's a hard lesson to learn and even most adults don't get it, but in the end only I can be responsible for my life. If faced with any type of adversity, only I can overcome it. Waiting for someone else to take responsibility is a long fruitless wait.


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    LOL that is awesome!

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    So what did did she say...
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

    Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means, that you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you......

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    Yeah, what kind of ammo did she have?
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    Couple of bombs

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