Answer To An Age Old Question

Answer To An Age Old Question

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 I shoveled the walk today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
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    Answer To An Age Old Question

    An Observation on an Age Old Question
 

    I shoveled the walk today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
 

    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
 

    Finally, I thought about an age old question.
 

    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
 

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

    Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive reasoning, I have the answer to that question.
 

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; herewith, the reason for my conclusion.
 

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
 

    On the other hand, you’ll never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
 

    I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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    Mike I will have a beer with you. Because we both know having something that is equal to having your bottom lip stretched over your head is more painful....
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    Those are some deep thoughts Mike...so yeah ..I think I need a beer...

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    That's very profound, but there is a good chance that she'll somehow hear you saying 'having a baby is no big deal, so stop making such a big deal about it.'

    Best case you sleep on the couch, worse case she may help you test your hypothesis with a well placed knee...

    Either way, another beer should help.

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    Kidney Stones ( they last longer)
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    As luck would have it -- I'm drinking a beer now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StevePVB View Post
    As luck would have it -- I'm drinking a beer now.
    Hey me to. Mike Im with ya brother on this. On that note I need another beer and maybe a few shots o rum.

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    I wait for the woman who's been kicked in the nuts to determine which is worse because I'm sure enough not having a baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Once View Post
    Kidney Stones ( they last longer)
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    Been kicked, and had several bouts of kidney stones, If I have to choose, I would take take the kick over the kidney stone, but neither are pleasant thoughts.
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    When I shovel snow, I look it like a football game= by quarters, and half time.
    At the end of each quarter, a beer is required/ halftime requires 2 beers (it's in the MANual)
    Often, it goes to OT.. then consumption of said beverage of choice, is not regulated (section 1, of the Man Code of ethics & Fair play)

    CT- You're deductive reasoning is correct...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CT-Mike View Post
    An Observation on an Age Old Question
 

    I shoveled the walk today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
 

    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
 

    Finally, I thought about an age old question.
 

    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
 

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

    Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive reasoning, I have the answer to that question.
 

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; herewith, the reason for my conclusion.
 

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
 

    On the other hand, you’ll never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
 

    I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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    Some of you guys are nut jobs.....but I can't think without some 190 proof close by.
    I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
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    Hey CT, were you ever a writer for Saturday Night Live way back when they did that thing called Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy? Just wunderin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwponline View Post
    That's very profound, but there is a good chance that she'll somehow hear you saying 'having a baby is no big deal, so stop making such a big deal about it.'
    That's a sure fire method to start a fight.
    I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
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    Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
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    A thinker of great thoughts. I wonder if the Wizard has anything in his bag for you?

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