Beer warning

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    Beer warning

    BEER CONTAINS WHAT!!!???
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    >>> Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones
    >>>
    >>> Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results
    >>> of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
    >>> beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
    >>>
    >>> The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
    >>> Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
    >>>
    >>> To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a
    >>> one (1) hour period.
    >>>
    >>> It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of
    >>> all these men:
    >>>
    >>> 1) Argued over nothing.
    >>>
    >>> 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    >>>
    >>> 3) Gained weight.
    >>>
    >>> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    >>>
    >>> 5) Became overly emotional
    >>>
    >>> 6) Couldn't drive.
    >>>
    >>> 7) Failed to think rationally, and
    >>>
    >>> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
    >>>
    >>> No further testing was considered necessary!
    >>>
    >>> Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
    >>>
    >>>
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    Oh that is funny

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    Well, you're gonna be real popular with the ladies around here.

    (Besides, I'm not buying it. If that were true, I'd be a girl by now.)

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    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Maybe that explains my lesbian tendancies......
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    thats some good sh**t im going to copy and that and send it on
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    lmao funny thing its true
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    Did any of the men come to you and ask does my butt look fat?
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