This is a discussion on Time To Lighten Up A Little... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; These two elderly gentleman bumped into one another in Home Depot. The first one says, "Oh, excuse me, I'm just looking for my wife." The ...
These two elderly gentleman bumped into one another in Home Depot.
The first one says, "Oh, excuse me, I'm just looking for my wife."
The second gentleman says, "Really? I'm looking for my wife, too!...what does your wife look like?"
The first fellow says, "Well, she's very young, blond, big blue eyes, very nice figure, about 5'2" tall, sexy rear-end, and is really, really built, if you know what I mean? What does your wife look like?"
The second fellow says, "Heck with my wife, let's look for your wife!"
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"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
Sounds good to me LOL
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I strongly suspect that the "first fellow" in post #1 was actually single. He was just "window shopping."
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Sounds Like a plan to me.
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