Time To Lighten Up A Little...

Time To Lighten Up A Little...

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    Time To Lighten Up A Little...

    These two elderly gentleman bumped into one another in Home Depot.
    The first one says, "Oh, excuse me, I'm just looking for my wife."

    The second gentleman says, "Really? I'm looking for my wife, too!...what does your wife look like?"

    The first fellow says, "Well, she's very young, blond, big blue eyes, very nice figure, about 5'2" tall, sexy rear-end, and is really, really built, if you know what I mean? What does your wife look like?"

    The second fellow says, "Heck with my wife, let's look for your wife!"


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    Roflmao!

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    Sounds good to me LOL
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    an oldie but a goodie

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    Lol...
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    I strongly suspect that the "first fellow" in post #1 was actually single. He was just "window shopping."

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    Sounds Like a plan to me.
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    good one
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