Time To Lighten Up A Little...

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  1. November 6th, 2006 09:20 PM #1
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    Time To Lighten Up A Little...

    These two elderly gentleman bumped into one another in Home Depot.
    The first one says, "Oh, excuse me, I'm just looking for my wife."

    The second gentleman says, "Really? I'm looking for my wife, too!...what does your wife look like?"

    The first fellow says, "Well, she's very young, blond, big blue eyes, very nice figure, about 5'2" tall, sexy rear-end, and is really, really built, if you know what I mean? What does your wife look like?"

    The second fellow says, "Heck with my wife, let's look for your wife!"

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    "Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."


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  3. November 6th, 2006 09:32 PM #2
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  4. November 6th, 2006 09:33 PM #3
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    Sounds good to me LOL
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  6. November 6th, 2006 09:46 PM #5
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    an oldie but a goodie
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    I strongly suspect that the "first fellow" in post #1 was actually single. He was just "window shopping."

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  9. November 8th, 2006 12:55 PM #8
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    Sounds Like a plan to me.
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  10. November 8th, 2006 08:05 PM #9
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