This is a discussion on Time To Lighten Up A Little... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; These two elderly gentleman bumped into one another in Home Depot. The first one says, "Oh, excuse me, I'm just looking for my wife." The ...
These two elderly gentleman bumped into one another in Home Depot.
The first one says, "Oh, excuse me, I'm just looking for my wife."
The second gentleman says, "Really? I'm looking for my wife, too!...what does your wife look like?"
The first fellow says, "Well, she's very young, blond, big blue eyes, very nice figure, about 5'2" tall, sexy rear-end, and is really, really built, if you know what I mean? What does your wife look like?"
The second fellow says, "Heck with my wife, let's look for your wife!"
Proverbs 27:12 says: “The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.”
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Sounds good to me LOL
Chris - P95
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is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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an oldie but a goodie
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Just call me a pessimistic optimist !
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I strongly suspect that the "first fellow" in post #1 was actually single. He was just "window shopping."
Political Correctness has now "evolved" into Political Cowardice.
Sounds Like a plan to me.
When you accept mediocrity you sow the seeds for future failure.
One should never confuse good fortune with good training.
Illegitimus Non Carborundum. In God we trust.
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If you carry in Condition 3, you have two empty chambers. One in the weapon...the other between your ears.