Florida Is At It Again...

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    Florida Is At It Again...

    I guess this hooker was hungry, personally I'd just go to McDonalds, around here you can get a double cheeseburger for $1.08...

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    I love Orlando...nothing I see or hear surprises me anymore.

    just one big, sunny freak show with a lousy basketball team and an annoying rodent that controls our economy.
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    The man later told deputies Vaughn was an escort he’d hired for Monday evening. After dinner, they returned to her hotel room, where they drank alcohol and Vaughn used Ecstasy, the report states.
    I wonder if it was Spice or whatever it was that the one in Miami took before chewing off the other mans face.
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    Everybody always talks about the rule of three. Don't do stupid things with stupid people in stupid places or something to that effect, and if you are involved in at least two of them then you are likely to get in trouble. That's a little conservative for my taste, but there has always been a rule that I live by that, if broken, will almost certainly get you in trouble.

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    Any guy that reads that story and still decides that an "escort" is a dandy idea , is nuts.
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    I saw the pics. I would pay a minimum of $1,000,000,000 to NOT have sex with her.

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    Bath Salts is a hellofa drug.

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    I have to admit. As I started to read this article I found my self laughing a bit. If you are going to lay with dogs, you will get fleas.
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    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

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    I can remember before Ratland opened when Orange Blosson Trail was a nice place. Sometimes progress is a double-edged sword.
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    I wouldn't go anywhere near that.

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    Lorena Bobitt without the sharp knife.

    That's all I'm saying.
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    Well, at least she wasn't like the woman in CA who chopped off her husband's and put it through the sink disposal...

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    Ewww...

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    Yes, and I hope some species go extinct.
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