Elevator joke
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November 7th, 2006 04:32 AM
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Elevator joke
An Amish farmer has to go into town to do some business. He decides to take his wife and son because none of them have ever been to town. He finds the building he is looking for and they all go inside. His wife sees a small shop and goes in to look around while he and thier son take care of business. He knows he needs to go to the 3rd floor, but can't find the stairs. They see a large metal door with numbers on it with an older unattractive woman standing in front of it. All of a sudden the doors opens to a room with no exit, and the woman gets in it and the doors close. The numbers over the door go up to 6 and then back down to 1 and the doors open. A beautiful woman steps out and the doors close again. The father looks at his son and says "Boy, go get your mother"
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November 7th, 2006 08:54 AM
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November 7th, 2006 09:39 AM
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November 7th, 2006 08:28 PM
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Heard It Before...
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